toilet ...oh toilet

so one day i was getting ready to go to the bathroom minding my own business and *plump* and...for all yall sick people no it was not my poo...it was my PHONE! my precious wonderful lg vu...right down the toilet. it went in the hole and everything ... jeez when i tried to pull it out it wouldnt come out of the hole. When i finally got it out i was FREAKING OUT! i was trying to hurry up and find the hair dryer but it was under sheets in the closet i hurried up and took the back off and was blow drying it super quick...i was so upset.....when i tried turning it back on all it was saying something about a gang message....wtf so now im stuck with this old school razor . deppsed...oh yea i am very much!